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"More convenient than a new hobby"
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Personal, Professional, Simple
Email: e@beaton.page
Websites,
Done Cheap
Nowadays, when people need a website, they often are forced to turn to big, nasty companies who charge them a subscription fee.
Professional designers often are expensive and out of reach for just a simple personal site, and the only other cheaper option requires you to take up web development as a hobby. Who has time for that?
There is an easier way: give me $15 dollars, and I'll give you a clean, fast, stable website that lasts forever. It's that simple.
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Can I see some examples of the sites you make?
Absolutely! Here are some examples of the personal/small websites I've made:
- gooseberries.wildflower.work
- juliana.beaton.page
- elijah.beaton.page (current)
- " " " " (2022)
- " " " " (2022 mockup)
- " " " " (2021)
I've also worked with larger sites/design systems, like eedh.indiana.edu and indianagradworkers.org.
Can you do something a little more... "professional"?
If you insist.
How long will this website last if I buy it and leave it alone?
Depending on how it is hosted, as long as the company hosting it exists and you pay for a URL. As far as the website itself, the files should work forever.
I also prioritize speed/weight for each site, so nearly all of my sites are self-contained by default, and will work more or less on any browser since Netscape.
Who are you?
I'm E! I'm trying to start a side hustle, but normally I'm a graduate student at Indiana University. Being a grad student doesn't pay great, thus the side hustle.
How do I get a Website?
Easy! Just send an email to e@beaton.page that says "hey i could go for a website" and we can chat about it! Feel free to email even if you are only vaguely considering it! An email doesn't lock you in.
Can you cut me a deal?
Sure, why not? Just send me an email and we can negotiate something: e@beaton.page
Websites
All websites can be hosted free using GitHub, Codeberg, Cloudflare, University Servers*, or my personal server**.
Simple Website
$15
Complex Website
$32
Full Website
$50
Standard 1 page website to publish your Resume/CV. It works—don't fix something that isn't broken.
Multiple pages, slick navigation, "the works."
You give me your CV, a headshot, some of your writing, and I do the rest. Includes multiple pages of copywriting and other content production in addition to the site itself.
Add "self-service" to any site to create a simple workflow to update your own site for just $10.
Updates & Support
Tech Support
Free/1yr
Tech Support (after 1 year)
$1
Minor Update
$0.50
Design Update
$10
I'll help you fix something.
I'll help you fix something, but you give me a single dollar.
Send me minor changes to the text of the website.
Out with the old, in with the new! Change the design of the website.
Extras
Pay for any 2 extras and get a 3rd extra (of equal or lesser value) free!
Custom URL
MKT Price
Self-Service
$10
Webring
Free
Google Tracking
$5
Bing Webservices
$5
Website Statistics
$5
Spam of the Earth
$50
You choose a custom URL, and I administer it for you for no extra fee. Just pay for the URL itself and I'll do the rest. You can choose to administer it yourself at any time.
Create a simple workflow that lets you easily update your website by yourself. Self-service may be added to any website at any time.
Increase the search engine ranking of your site, Web 1.0 style.
Guarantee a spot in Google search results and get some very inaccurate website statistics. If website is "self-service", this requires a Google Account.
Useful if you want to speedrun Bing indexes of your site and feed it into the big AI machine. Also slightly boosts search rankings.
Mental health is for losers; get detailed information about how many people visit your page using umami or goatcounter.
Create a network of spam pages to artificially boost your site. All spam sites will direct to your site and operate as a number of subdomains of "profession.loan." A custom .loan domain can be specified for an extra $10.
